German police are frantically attempting to track down the clever hooligans reponsible for these mini monuments.

"This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time," said Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth.

But why repremand them? Yes, they are sending a strong message, however they are doing the public a great service by flagging and preventing potential shoe hazards. See gallery of bushturds.

via core77 via computerlove

http://www.madeyouthink.org/

Found on Flickr.com

A special treat from mcsixth and the WhitePoo group on Flickr

And yet another White Dog Poo sighting

http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=61215

These magnificent shots have anonymously been sent in from Washington State, USA – Good to see that the white dog poo phenomenon stretches across the pond!

Beautiful Pictures, Just Beautiful!

Found on a site http://www.jonahjones.co.uk/blog/2005/06/white-poo-theory.html

(Jones et al, 2002)

The mystery

For the last few years, everyone wondered where the white poo had gone that used to foul the streets of the 80's. This had everyone stumped, and only vague and unconvincing suggestions about a change in diet could be put forward.

The revelation

Then, last year, upon mentioning this mystery to a friend of mine, he claimed to have an answer. His granny used to have "white poo spray", spray that you bought in the shops to spray on dog poo to stop it from smelling and smearing all over your shoes.

The theory

This led to the current theory on white poo, which is that when the generation of grannies who bought white poo spray died out, the poo was no longer sprayed. This explains why you no longer see white poo. Also the shops would stop selling the spray due to a massive drop in demand.

This theory put a lot of people's minds to rest, and has held up nicely to the test of time, with no noted contradictions.

New evidence

UNTIL LAST WEEK.

Last week I stopped to camp at a tiny unexplored, uninhabited island in the Okavango delta in Botswana. Accessable only by a slim, wooden dug-out canoe known as a 'mokoro', and navigated by a native guide. No other human life on there at all apart from me, a couple of others with me, and the guide. As sunset approached we decided to go on a walk to find some wildlife, and pretty soon we saw some antelope, and also some elephant and lion tracks. But I had found something far more sinister to occupy my attention. WHITE POO. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???

Re-evaluation

The only plausible explanation is this.

At the end of the 80's, the government realised that white poo was unfashionable and had to go. Instead of the near impossible task of paying for hundreds more street cleaners to remove the white poo, they opted for a more brutal and direct alternative, remove the grannies. All of the grannies were gathered one night and, with all of the stocks of white poo spray, were shipped out to Botswana to remote and uninhabited islands around the delta. Here they remain to this day, still spraying any fresh animal poo they can find.

Found on a site http://www.jonahjones.co.uk/blog/2005/06/white-poo-theory.html

Not sure where this was captured?

But I found it at http://aitch.org.uk/pix/macro_II/ 

The shot was taken with a Sony DSC F-505V - BEAUTIFUL!

For a closer look check http://aitch.org.uk/pix/macro_II/Pages/29.html

Preferred by most Pencys as an alternative protein source, 175 calories per serving. 450 calories per dumpshot. Apparently??

A council is spray painting dog mess pink to encourage responsible pet ownership.

A team of dog wardens in Hertsmere, Hertfordshire, are visiting parks this summer to mark where the fouling has taken place.

It is hoped it will encourage owners to clean up after their dogs as well as making it easier for the public to avoid.

The dog wardens will also be handing out leaflets and pooper scoops.

A special machine is used to remove the mess after it is sprayed with the biodegradable paint.

Hertsmere Council said it has now placed 50 new dog bins in all parks across the borough.

Councillor Jean Haywood told BBC London: "If you walk through the park with your dog and let it mess, and then walk back and see it highlighted pink, it highlights to the owners that maybe they should not have left it here."

Parks involved in the scheme include King George Recreation Ground in Bushey and Oakmere Park in Potters Bar.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolpda/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_3856000/3856215.stm

Now this is just what io have been looking for all my life!

You still can't make white ones though :(

http://www.calumm.uklinux.net/vdsc/vdsc_options.php

Tons of disgusting treacly black dog poo contaminates the pavements of our city streets.

"It's an election promise - this will begin to change" say Drs Breck Muir and Tom Lonsdale candidates in the national Australian Veterinary Association elections.

"Natural dog poo is mostly white powdered bone about one third the volume of the artificial stuff. The foul excrement on the soles of our shoes is indigestible cereal and bacteria, the end product of unnatural feeding.

"Natural cat poo turns white too and it does not stink. Flat dwellers are ecstatic when they discover this fundamental truth concerning the cat litter tray.

"We believe that the artificial pet food industry has been able to get away with this outrage because they and their products are endorsed by the Veterinary Association.

"Whilst ever celebrity vets advertise/promote artificial pet foods on the TV/radio we will have this disgusting problem.

"Will the 4200 vets from all states kick out the establishment candidates and vote for clean streets instead? If they do Australia will take a lead and the cities of the world will follow.

"That must be good for the planet," say Drs Muir and Lonsdale.

National Australian Veterinary Association Elections, 27 May 1996

Yes this is the real stuff!

White dog poo.

What happened to it?