Well maybe it's not shit but it's not perfect...

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Cecil Touchon's collage-based paintings transcend time and geography to address the artist's involvement in worldwide intellectual trends that are measured in centuries rather than months."

Suzanne Deats 2007

Studio Shot

PDP323CT06 36X36 INCHES acrylic over paper on canvas

Post-Dogmatist Painting #349-350 (diptych)

For more information go to cecil.touchon.com

Kasabian's third album West Rider Pauper Lunatic Asylum is out in June, but we're already getting a taste via "Vlad The Impaler." Nice, there aren't enough songs about Vlad the Impaler, aka Vlad Dracula, aka Dracula, aka etc. In this retrofit video, English actor and comedian Noel Fielding, aka The Mighty Boosh's Vince Noir, does a great job playing the grim, but lovable title role.

You can grab an MP3 of the track for a limited time (until midnight 4/3) at www.kasabian.co.uk. It premiered today on Zane Lowe's Radio 1 show.

A two-minute animated voyage through nature's life cycle, following the trials and tribulations of a humble apple seed.

The film was kindly funded by Adobe, made using their CS4 range of software. It was produced at Nexus Productions and features a soundtrack by Jape. It was made using a mixture of stop motion papercraft and 2D drawn animation.

See making of here: vimeo.com/2425610

A device to show the passing of time

The Chrono-Shredder is a device that reminds us of the preciousness of our lifetime. It represents the passing of time by shredding the days of the year – printed on a paper roll – at a slow constant rate. To shred one day takes 24 hours. There is no "off"-button. As the seconds pass by, the tattered remains of the past pile up under the device…

For more info go to www.susannahertrich.com

No it's not real but you've got to give French designer John Nouanesing props for his collection of concepts including this table which while needing some structural help is pretty fun.